‪I’m always hype for “new guy scoops” at restaurants. Today:‬

‪New Guy: Meat?‬

‪Me: No thanks‬

‪NG: Bacon?‬

‪Me: No thanks, but White Bean soup, please.‬

‪New guy doesn’t stir, scoops from bottom, & fills cup with as little broth as possible. I had 3 whole-ass basil leaves.‬

‪Me: 😍‬

My momma made me an ice cream cake for my early birfday. Only there is no cake. Just dairy-free ice cream mushed into cake shape with peanut butter pie Oreos crunched in. It’s surprisingly delicious.

12-31-2019 Sketch - My 2019 New Years Resolution was to sketch one thing per day, and this is the last one. No more daily sketches, but I'll be sure to upload stuff every now and then. Thanks everyone for your support!

12-30-2019 Sketch - Never forget what we lost in 2019.

12-29-2019 Sketch - Everybody loves dress shopping!

12-28-2019 Sketch - Stealth-drew this picture in the corner at a party as I had feeling I wouldn't get another chance for the rest of the day. Why a purple dog? Same reason why Billy Madison drew a blue duck.

12-27-2019 Sketch - I got a new phone after like 5 years and I spent half the day making faces at it.

12-25-2019 Sketch - Santa would have retired a long time ago but the retirement age keeps getting raised.

12-24-2019 Sketch - So this old Hong Kong Detective drama finally lets the two main characters confess their love.

I am on edge of my seat until these characters kiss.

It's wedding day and the main character fucking dies before he can get a smooch.

12-23-2019 Sketch - Doing some last minute holiday shopping when I to the restroom and found a half-eaten cookie abandoned on a urinal... I've been thinking about it all day. Just WHAT is the story here???

Gas Station with unfortunate name 

12-22-2019 Sketch - EVERYBUDDY LOOK AT OLAF WE ALL LIKE OLAF. SNOWMAN JESUS.

12-21-2019 Sketch - I am so glad I didn't write for Endgame because it would have been FILLED with references to TV commercials from the '90s.

12-20-2019 Sketch - I was requested to draw a happy pig. The feedback received was that it looked horny. Not what I was going for, but... aren't we all, deep down in our hearts, a little horny?

12-17-2019 Sketch - I was gifted some alpaca gloves and hat which kept me very warm today so here is an alpaca with short legs and long neck.

12-16-2019 Sketch - I am almost done with these damn sketches I am so happy.

12-15-2019 Sketch - IN THE NIGHT. IN THE NIGHT. I WANT TO SEE YOU STANDING THERE!

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