I'M HOLLERING I named myself Nie Huaisang in this cultivator game for a lark, and then joined the Wuxian Sect also for a lark and then like two days after I joined they made me leader?!?! but didn't say anything to me?!?! and my contribution to the sect is too low to use the chat function! So I am Nie Huaisang, deeply confused Sect Leader who is physically incapable of communicating with my sect
admittedly it would probably be different if I was living where most of my stuff is, but today I learned that my priorities for "the house is on fire I gotta grab stuff and book it" are
2. BDSM equipment
(we're fine, the place is fine, while I'm pretty sure there was an actual fire, it was not a big deal and didn't reach our unit)
It really takes me out of a story when people refer to a sex toy as just "that toy" b/c like... I've never heard anyone do that IRL. We are always specific (unless we're hiding that we're talking about sex. Then we're waaaay vaguer) Like maybe we'd go with *category* of sex toy: that dildo" or "that flogger" or maybe like "that hitachi" or "that thing you put on your finger"
But just saying "that toy" makes me think you have no idea what it is and don't wanna bother figuring it out.
Xiao Xingchen can have little a gaslighting. As a treat.
fanwank: when he got to the Lans he was so malnourished that they assumed he was significantly youngr than he was and Sizhui is actually several years older than his peers/ than everyone thinks.
a DIFFERENT "timeline makes no sense" moment is that apparently Wen Ning told Sizhui about WWX planting a five-year-old in the dirt, but also according to SIzhui LWJ started caring for him when he was 4 or 5, after several years of seclusion (which we know to be three). Making him 1 or 2 when he joins the Lans?!?!? even if we assume LWJ started caring for Sizhui before the formal end of his seclusion, that's at least 2 years of difference.
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