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I'm Teasel, or Tea for short! I've been fandom involved since I was 12, back in 2009.

I'm into a real grab bag of fandoms but catch me mostly aroud sci-fi and fantasy works.

I ran a popular pro-shipping blog prior to the tumblpocalypse - no policing of any sort of fictional content from me, ever, period.

Three Word Horror Story: insect horror, possible body horror 

centipede in cast

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If anyone in Chi is looking for free space to plant veggies or food in this season, hit us up. There’s plenty of additional space at our squatted community garden, which is down the block from @HaymakerChi. All you need is some fresh soil, which isn’t hard to come up on in chi.

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It seems like a lot of people on mastodon really understand tech and data privacy, which is really cool and I've learned a lot.

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"I keep trying to pull myself up by my bootstraps but I just keep failing," I cried to my familiar.

She shook her head, whiskers bristling and tail thrashing.
"I was alive when that phrase was coined, you know. It doesn't mean that at all. It's more like... it's ridiculous and impossible to perform such an action."

"Oh," I sniffed, "..What are you doing?"

She paused at tugging my shoelaces, "I'm trying to help pull you up."

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #UrbanFantasy #Caturday

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RT @bramcohen@twitter.com

@matthew_d_green@twitter.com "Your password contains your social security number. Please change it."

🐦🔗: twitter.com/bramcohen/status/1

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@Ophillous changing the password is probably better??? or did you mean if email is, then change password? possibly. at worst you can just add a @ or ! or something.

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The nine year old has thrown repeated tantrums when he was forced to stop playing a game for any reason, even technical ones (like when his brother accidentally turned on his own Xbox and used the same account, knocking the nine year old offline).

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My password is written on the dark side of the moon, it's very difficult to retrieve them and costs me almost two billion dollars every time.

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Not only should schools not have vaccination exemption rates, it should also be a child endangerment crime to not vaccinate your child. Even for religious considerations, it's an unacceptable risk. I'd rather upset a Jehovah's Witness or some mom named Karen who read an article on the internet than have children straight up dying.

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You walk in the cafeteria to get food, and you notice there are a lot of empty seats. You wonder where to sit since you are the only one there. Therefore, it is a hard decision to make. The next day, cafeteria is busy and there's only a few empty seats. You get your food and you rush to seat anywhere you can find an empty seat. Why humans are so complicated?

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I just need one instance in my life where I can tell someone that I'll "tickle your catastrophe."

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Rupees rupees everywhere! 

My only regret is losing their physics settings when the setup crashed because maaaan they fell so very nicely over each other.

I also made a sloppy test render with ALL the colors just because I could, lolol. (The gold ones are way too yellow, though.)

If I did it for real, I'd like to make an actual scene with trees and stuff like how the setting actually is, so they look less like a lightbox photo, but that's what paintover is for, I guess.

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Kinda want to give a fake birthdate to astrology people just to see what they decide about me

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