So last night I dreamed my friend was married to Adam Driver (as well as her actual IRL husband) and this was all totally normal and also we went over to their house for a party and I evicted Lindsay Lohan from the building for having covid symptoms.


The joke is that I don't actually know what Lindsay Lohan looks like so she was played in my brain by some generic white Disney Channel blonde girl and after she stormed out I was all like "lol who was that?" and my friend was all "Lindsay Lohan" and anyway I think I might be stressed at work or something, hey.

@alis I once had a dream where Mike Pence's wife called me a "hussy", and I didn't know what she looked like, so my brain supplied Blonde Republican Woman #4

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