He always finishes first.
In other news my laptop's battery is giving me "please please please take me in for a service" errors. So I did, and they're like "yeah it won't cost anything to replace it but you also won't have the device for five days."
I relay this to my boss-slash-husband and he's like, "lol no just buy a new one."
So-oo-oo... final-generation Intel-based MBP, welcome home buddy.