Update in the keyboard saga: My husband bought a new computer the other week and it came with a "free gamer pack," including a keyboard. So since I fried my old Razer on Saturday I've been using a Gamdias Ares M1 and it is the biggest piece of junk I've ever had the misfortune of typing on.
Seriously the bog-standard corporate Dell keyboards in the office are better than this.
... okay ordered a new Apex Pro anyway.
I'm pretty sure this Razer is almost old enough to vote (I bought it to play WoW back when we were still raiding in, like, Burning Crusade I think) and also disgustingly filthy, now that I'm actually look at it.
Will definitely be going in the dishwasher when the new boy arrives, mostly because I've always wanted to try that and at this stage it doesn't matter if it kills this old boy forever.