til there is a website that's basically "eBay for [US] government" where you can buy things like secondhand police helicopters, statues removed from public parks, and bulk lots of knives confiscated by law enforcement.

@alis trying to imagine what legitimate purposes someone might have for bulk lots of knives &….

@Satsuma Scout troop? Knife-throwing act in the circus? Wood whittling workshop?

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