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Boo Continuum nixed my 1984 panel. (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

*sulks, muttering "may as well not even go now..."*

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Jeff Bezos made $50,000,000,000 last year, or about 2.5 million times his Amazon employees.

But no, let's blame average Americans for getting haircuts and eating at restaurants for humanitarian crisis-level lack of access to basic necessities like healthcare, affordable housing, food, non-lead-filled water, education, childcare, etc..

Fuck off.

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Dog: *can smell a teaspoon of sugar in an Olympic sized swimming pool*
Also dog: *eats a rubber band off the floor just in case it's food*

(Incidentally, I just walked out after that.)

TFW you've been waiting like five minutes to get served at the cafe, the waitress is finally free, she MAKES EYE CONTACT WITH YOU... then serves someone who literally just walked in.

Somehow I sense as middle age gets closer and closer, this is going to get more and more common...

"... why does my wifi keep crashing like every ten seconds? OIC I upgraded Ubuntu and it switched out its kernel on me, and the new kernel isn't compatible with the Surface's hardware. Guess it's time to..."

✨ rEcOmPiLe ThE kErNeL ✨

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TFW you've been trying to work out how much leave you have, and have been diving the hourly total by 24 (full day) rather than 8 (working day).

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Certainly didn’t remember leaving them on top of a pile of fine ash and dark coal, and it didn’t look.

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Our trained soothsayers predict the hottest new fantasy novel this season will be called:


TFW you keep making hot NPCs in your W:tA game, but haven't explained to your newbie players about the Litany yet... 😬 😬 😬

Eeerk for some reason I thought Continuum was, like, months away and it's... not.

Better book flights and hotels and leave and stuff!

Also oh gods macOS Firefox still doesn't have its addons back and I am cry...

So... listening to a recording of Ginsberg's "Howl" for the first time:

And all I can think of is it sounds like it's being read by the same guy as in:

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In which Karl Marx get salty about capitalism, we take a trip Over the Edge, peek into the world of Cuban science fiction… and I read 2.3 million words of Stucky fanfic (I counted).

#books #books-read #fanfic

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ilya, sometimes called the Maneater by the other mer, is a great white shark mer

ilya hates the drylanders – they killed his family on two separate occasions and now he has a deep-seated grudge against them. every time he comes across a lone swimmer by the shore or an unprotected diver, he’ll drag them down into the depths and sometimes even eat them

he has a lot of tattoos made of squid ink and wears jewelery made of human and fish bones

#art #mastoart #mermay #oc

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Interviews with ceos and elders, throwing around a lot of distraction? kid didn’t say i guess he figured you’d work.

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my sister sent me an email with the subject "OwO" and all that it had was this image, what am I going to do with her,

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