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HIM: (racing in) Would you wear a bracelet that says "fuck you" in Morse code?

ME: I mean... yeah, probably?

HIM: Great! (starts tapping at his phone)

ME: Wait... are you clicking on Facebook ads again?

HIM: N-nooooo...

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Asses of Corellia.

Also it only just occurs to me I've been getting Corellia and Coruscant mixed up this whole time...

Watching NOS4A2 and Zachary Quinto's Ol' Man Manx voice is just... lol.

extreme adult content 

shameless self-promo 

climate crisis, nsw fires 

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description of injury to a child 

description of injury to a child 

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Her shoulders they cannot rest here, in this place of emotion and of narrative he wants people to think about.

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First original thought crime for the new website:

The Haze -

Some reflections on the last few months living in the persistent haze of smoke.

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Relatedly: someone really needs to do like an in-depth historic investigation into the origin and spread of the phrases "toed off his shoes" and, even more so, "let out a breath he hadn't known he was holding" in fanfic.

(Yes I am reusing dank memes from yesterday and YOU CAN'T STOP ME!)

When day zero comes along
You must patch it
The cyber threat is much too strong
Until you patch it
Memory addressing's going wrong
Unless you patch it
I say patch it
Patch it good:

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AGDQ 2020 ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿฆ–๐ŸŽ‰

The A stands for "Animorphs" : 3

I've been watching/listening to these fast fast games while working the last couple days and I wanted to draw Velocity, the good good Nonbinary Raptor mascot of the event. :3

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