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Nothing says “private island with my five friends” like Aesop brand hand sanitiser.

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… weird to be in the airport about to take a flight in the Covid Age.

HIM: (stumbles in with a thousand-yard stare) I couldn't sleep. So I re-watched THE WITCHER on Netflix.

HIM: I thought, "Hey cool this is an old show."

HIM: Then I realized.

HIM: It came out in JANUARY.

Update: I ate so so many mashed potatoes.

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uspol 

Regardless, if this election hasn't been like the strongest argument imaginable for compulsory voting I don't know what is...

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uspol 

Coverage here had to go into, like, a whole special sidebar about how Fox's election analyst desk is actually apparently pretty reliable because, like, all the presenters were all like "lol yeah but who'd believe Fox amirite?"

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uspol 

The fact that the Trump campaign intentionally told voters to do on-the-day voting, so it would look like they had a lead in the election night counts, so they could then move into "stop the count!" rhetoric: 🤯

The fact that FOX NEWS, of all networks, intentionally early-called Arizona to try and preemptively de-legitimize this strategy? 🤯 🤯 🤯

Tonight I just really, really want to eat mashed potatoes.

:alis: boosted

current weirdness levels are 88%

(88%) ■■■■■■■■□□

uspol 

"Counting has been stalled due to a lack of letter openers."

uspol 

Always funny to watch GOP apparatchiks getting interviewed on Australian TV when they're very obviously not used to stepping outside the Fox New Cinematic Universe. ("You ask question?? Of me??? Why not just believe???")

🎵 youtube.com/watch?v=UPsdbh8YYx

"Bring us back our comfy bloody country
Take us back to simple days of yore
Nothing alien or scary,
La-de-da or airy-fairy
Just put it back the way it was before."

But still I dream
That the stars will be aligning
As our fates are intertwining
Until every heart is shining with goodwill
Shining like the light on the hill.

uspol 

Melbourne Cup nothing; this is the real horse race.

Also between the ACT and Queensland elections, and now this, has Antony Green ever before spent this many days defrosted from the Democracy Coffin?

uspol 

Australian TV hosts arguing over which out of betting markets or tallies of what merchandise is being sold at souvenir booths count as the "least scientific" way of predicting the election.

uspol 

... apparently the US Presidential election is the single biggest betting event in the world? More than any actual sporting event.

I guess it makes sense but also lol.

:alis: boosted

Does, loki rises we did not expect you home, sigyn stood above him, cold and merciless she was a goddess.

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