Nothing says “private island with my five friends” like Aesop brand hand sanitiser.
Update: I ate so so many mashed potatoes.
Regardless, if this election hasn't been like the strongest argument imaginable for compulsory voting I don't know what is...
Coverage here had to go into, like, a whole special sidebar about how Fox's election analyst desk is actually apparently pretty reliable because, like, all the presenters were all like "lol yeah but who'd believe Fox amirite?"
The fact that the Trump campaign intentionally told voters to do on-the-day voting, so it would look like they had a lead in the election night counts, so they could then move into "stop the count!" rhetoric: 🤯
The fact that FOX NEWS, of all networks, intentionally early-called Arizona to try and preemptively de-legitimize this strategy? 🤯 🤯 🤯
"Bring us back our comfy bloody country
Take us back to simple days of yore
Nothing alien or scary,
La-de-da or airy-fairy
Just put it back the way it was before."
But still I dream
That the stars will be aligning
As our fates are intertwining
Until every heart is shining with goodwill
Shining like the light on the hill.
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