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Describing the riots at the Capitol on Australian TV: "There was some argy-bargy."

Bless.

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Haha I kid everyone knows they thought they were just “playacting” for fundraising purposes (wink wink).

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“I never thought violent extremists would attempt a coup on MY behalf!” cries party that spent the last two months attempting to incite violent extremists into a coup.

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Everyone is totally gonna stop pretending the GOP is a legitimate small-d democratic political party after this, right?

… right?

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US having another normal one I see.

I think I love you, pen shop dude, and your frighteningly accurate musings on office workers…

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DUDE AT THE PEN SHOP: Are you back at work this week?

ME: Back at work *and* back in the office.

DUDE: I can tell. People just aren’t as happy as they have been. Last year, people still needed to buy pens so they’d still come in, they’d know what they wanted, and they’d be so relaxed from being at home. Now, I’m looking out there [the shop entrance] and… you can tell who’s still on leave and who’s back. Except for the lads; they love the excuse to be back in their blue suits and tan shoes.

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stranger danger levels are 30% and rising

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Forming a non-governmental organization for business intelligence. That’s right: it’s a B.I. N.G.O.

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… wow my Baby’s First Experience simultaneously editing a Word document with other contributors. It’s like Google Docs circa 2014 up in this house! Thanks, SharePoint Online!!!

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So... fer.al is the new Furcadia?

... also looking at all these covers lined up together I definitely have A Type, lol.

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