I’m getting to the point of snarling rage with unsolicited “have you considered planting native wildflowers?” suggestions in my various garden circles

First of all, I’m already doing that, and every native wildflower I plant involves first digging out a metric fuckton of river rocks, daylilies, and synthetic landscape fabric!!! Unless you wanna help dig, keep your suggestions to yourself!!!

“Ah, I can see you're eager to help with the monetary and physical effort aspects of fixing up my property too. I assume I can expect you promptly Monday morning?”


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