We might interpret the "rich young ruler" from the Gospels as a liberal techbro.

He's a vegan. He drives a Tesla. He has a BLM sign in his yard (in some gentrified part of Tacoma). He's scrupulous about pronouns. He talks a good game, basically.

"Master, I'm totally woke! I've been totally woke my entire life!"

"Okay. Now sell all you have and give the money to the poor."


"Master! What if I wrote an app to send Amazon gift cards to the poor via drone? People can play a little game that mines Bitcoin, and that will pay for it!"

"Did I stutter, Brad?"


"Truly I tell you, it is easier for a Prius to drive over Snoqualmie pass in January than it is for a techbro to enter the Kingdom of Heaven."

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