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eternally wip fic planning 

Currently in Atlanta visiting my aunt! Impressions: it looks like Michigan, just a bit hotter and with a ton more semis. Also jfc - I checked the local neighborhood on Zillow, and with those prices I don’t even wanna *think* about what she would have paid back home for this place. It’s fucking *ginormus*.

musings on That One Good Omens fic. you know, **that** one 

If I start turning into a rabid kpop fan just do the merciful thing and put me down btw.

like my profile does not include age or pronouns or location or job or anything like that and that's extremely on purpose b/c actually there is no obligation to tell random strangers on the internet personal details about yr life

You've been captured, bound, gagged and, blindfolded by the local cult. You hear them discuss your imminent sacrifice. The only problem is you're the monster they believe they're trying to summon.
#writingprompts #writing

TFW you read a shipfic, but the actual ship content is so minor and so extremely Not To Your Taste (in that vague subjective way that's difficult to know about beforehand/via tags/etc.) that you legit would've liked it better as genfic.

One day in the monastery, a young student saw the ancient, wizened master planting a tiny sapling.

"Master," said the student, "why do you plant a tree when you will never be able to lie in the shade of its branches?"

And the master replied, "because shut up, that's why."

pokemon direct  

Cringe culture is dead and I ate its corpse for power.

selfie time: speeding ticket edition 

Our trained soothsayers predict the hottest new fantasy novel this season will be called:


Something I overheard a kid say at walmart today:

"Aren't sharks just underwater tooth dogs?"

My chosen aesthetic is 'slob' and I'm pulling it off thank you

me, age 15: I think we should provide basic necessities to people

my dad: you'll become more conservative when you're an adult

me, legally an adult:
:hacker_e::hacker_a::hacker_t::hacker_t::hacker_h::hacker_e: :hacker_r::hacker_i::hacker_c::hacker_h:

all these "better than sex" cheesecake recipes im finding make me wonder if all those pinterest mom's needs are being met

happy pride!!! selfie teim lol 

there are two wolves inside you

while the odds of a *concurrent* double-wolf failure are lower than the odds of a single-wolf failure, the odds of *one* wolf failing are *doubled* compared to people with only one wolf inside them, so keep that in mind when you're writing monitoring rules
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