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Call me Hush. I'm an OG fandom and computer nerd. I sometimes write or draw, but mostly just discuss, analyze, and boost. Catch me on Dreamwidth, same bat-name, same bat-channel.

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Advice, switching to GIMP Show more

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but seriously, somewhere between 2000 and 2019 the IT industry seamlessly transitioned from

"we provide precision engineering tools, your data is yours, you should not need to trust us or anyone, mathematics is your guarantee, crypto 4 ever. "

to

"give us your data. all of it. give. no secrets. hold nothing back. in return we will... train AIs on it.. and provide unspecified 'services'... for someone, who may be you... that can change at any time... and we are funded by, uh. Look, a unicorn!"

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Introducing Leatha Canty, she is about to understand what is the true potential of human depravity as her neighbor calmly applies ice cream to her filet mignon... in The Twilight Zone.

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Dear kids in Washington State: you can make an appointment with your doctor, or walk into a clinic or ER, and get vaccinated. You don't need permission from your parents. You don't have to wait until you are 18. If the health care provider gets confused, the magic phrase is "Mature Minor Doctrine", and point out that not wanting to catch measles is sign of sufficient maturity.

Please reshare, and copypaste this any place this would be useful.

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Time travel is complicated. Making a double time loop is fairly straightforward, but reconciling all the various things that have to match up to make it work is like trying to match a really complicated pattern on both sides of a seam. On satin. In the dark.

Luckily, there's always spreadsheets. What can't they do?

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FIRST DAY IN HELL, AT FRONT DOOR

me: What's this?

a devil: It's just this board full of photos. We just need you to indicate which of them are store fronts.

me: They're all blurry.

a devil: Yeah, but like... try.

me: Okay, but... okay, this one? Probably?

a devil: Keep going. We can't let any robots into hell.

me: What

a robot devil: That one's not a store front. Try again, dummy.

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whenever the KLF say "<YEAR> WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON" the only real answer is the entirety of Ginsberg's Howl

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Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates.

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any youtuber that mentions the comments section sounds like theyre in an abusive relationship

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Becoming the greatest leftist podcasts ever sign making a podcast where every episode I take a movie and simply insist that the villain was actually the good guy and the hero was evil

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since a typical, misguided reindeer just looked down to see a trail of ants winding themselves into the words "Eat flannel"... in the Twilight Zone.

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when you say "communism sounds pretty nice" out loud while using your windows PC and a command prompt window appears for a split second and disappears as your hard drive starts whirring loudly

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《DO NOT CROSS THE LINE Tape》
A skill that summons a length of tape with the words DO NOT CROSS printed on it. Any being that can read a language that you can write cannot pass beyond where the tape is set up. A great skill for public officials; adventurers, not so much.

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okay my jammies, i hooked my computer up to a cluster of crystals, and it lets me surf the masto pages that you have made in in a slightly shittier dimension

reply to this and i'll look up what you've been doing in a world that never could be

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a good shitpost is indistinguishable from a post a bot would make

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