work is bad. take long bathroom breaks. make your boss pay you for them.

lock yourself into an enclosed bathroom. they can't hear you taking deep breaths or doing a dance to get happy. make your boss pay you for the time it takes you to come down from panic.

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@gabrysiek he gave me a head bump just now so I'm passing it on to you!

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