important question to ask on a job interview: "how's the toilet paper here? oh, bad? so like, two-ply or... oh, small individual pieces of single ply? oh... I just remembered I have another, um... job interview somewhere else..."

this message brought to you by, 'that nice government job sounds great until your booty is all scraped up,' and also, 'oh god someone who pees standing up and only poops at home chose this toilet paper for an entire government agency'

why aren't they at least in rolls? why are they both tiny individual sheets AND single ply? seriously I am d y i n g every day

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