1: i have used evernote since 2010.
2: in that time, i have never EVER needed to download the desktop app. i use it through the browser, because i mostly use it on my phone anyway.
3: i now want to back up my data. this requires downloading the desktop app. because you can't do it online. at all.
4. i install it and log in.

evernote: "you have exceeded the number of devices you can use with this account! please upgrade 🙂"

THIS IS WHY I'M SWITCHING TO SOMETHING ELSE, EVERNOTE. THIS IS WHY.

@lightning update: i haven’t finished setting up my evernote replacement and forgot i had to install the fucking desktop app. today i went to open it on my ipad, and.......
“You have been logged out! 🙂”
fuck you too, evernote.

update 2: i have been looking for alternatives for a solid month now and have tested out a good half dozen note-taking apps.

it stands to reason, then, that the very first one i tried is the one that actually suits my needs best.

🤦‍♀️

update 3: i have been using my chosen evernote alternative for three weeks now.

today it deleted EVERYTHING.

i cannot catch a goddamn break.