Hi my name is Darth Dark’ness Dementia Kylo Ren and I have ebony black hair with black streaks and black tips and icy black eyes like limpid tears.A lot of people tell me I look like Darth Vader (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!) I’m a goth in case u couldn’t tell and I wear mostly black. I was walking outside Starkiller Base. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of Stormtroopers stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
@starawr I don't know anything about this Star War thing and these Kyle Rens and this Raylo stuff (I'm assuming J-Lo is involved), but this made me laugh out loud.
@starawr So, I shared this with some friends and uh...
@ToonLink we love our Emo Edgy boy ❤️
@starawr I once accidentally got someone to hate read My Immortal at my college's LGBTQ center
@starawr I. Love. This. Thank you.
@starawr ur going to jail for this
I can't stop laughing.
@starawr This just reappeared on Home and IMO it's still the greatest post on Mastodon to date.