The chief Brexiteer is about to become PM and the Opposition leader has only finally gotten on the "but how do we feel now that we've had years to become acquainted with the consequences?" train.

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RT @itsSupercar@twitter.com

Local Kickboxer Tifa Lockhart Stuffs Still-Very-Gigantic Boobs into Practical Sportsbra. Gamers Confused. Where Boob Go? Boob Disappear?? Who Stole Boob???

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/itsSupercar/status

Shouldn't Roman Mars' name just be Aries?

Since the rules have changed and they don't care about Bluetooth and even offer inflight wifi, what we call Airplane Mode should be renamed Radio Silence and the Airplane Mode button should just turn off cellular.

RT @JustJoeyJoeyJo@twitter.com

My Netflix prank show idea:

Women agreeing to meet up with the guys that send them unsolicited dick pics, but when the guy arrives, its actually their mother waiting for them.

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/JustJoeyJoeyJo/sta

Watching the HD remaster on a big screen, I just noticed that the conductor in TNG "Emergence" has "Conductor" written on his cap. I'd show you, but TrekCore never got past the first few episodes of the sixth season with the HD screencaps. They explained it to me on Twitter once and I still don't know why.

politics - father's day - patriarchy 

May have to give up my antipathy toward Samsung. My brother's Tab is pretty okay.

If The Princess Bride were written now, instead of cutting away the boring historical accountancy, it would be about cutting to the fairy tale heart of a dreary gritty hyperrealistic historical drama.

:Trek: 

RT @samlymatters@twitter.com

Any man can be a leather daddy but it takes a real man to be a leather father

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/samlymatters/statu

RT @RaeHodge@twitter.com

The energy of this pic is powering at least 4 city blocks. Take it with you, and be thou un-flexed-upon.

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/RaeHodge/status/11

I just got a smile from remembering that Colin Mochrie's Craig T. Nelson impression is just announcing "I'M CRAIG T. NELSON!" every time he opens his mouth.

For the last few months, we've had our hours stretched thin at the store with only two real full-timers and one "full-time" guy we had to schedule around school. The manager or I would have to spend up to four hours running the store alone after opening before the other one of us came in. Tomorrow I'm going to open the store at 8:30 and I'll have help at 9. I missed that so much.

Captain Picard Day falls on the same day as Father's Day this year. Appropriate for my other father.

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