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Yeah, nah, sorry. #ableist #ableism #toilet #publicToilets #publicbathroom

It's a bloody mess, seriously. 'X mentioned you in their story' Great. Fantastic. But it went poof. Where do I find the damn thing?

I regularly need to get my kid to help me work Instagram. And I'm no technophobe. When and why did it get so complicated?

I just really love and appreciate #wool, okay?

Okay so maybe it's my fault. I went thru a period of clothing the small people in polar fleece cos it was cheap and easy to wash and I was having mental health issues. So I'm not gonna feel horrible about that cos I did what I had to do, but goddammit.

I cannot understand why certain members of my family are so anti-wool. Wool is fucking amazing. Miss16 is wrapped in cotton trackies and hoodies and acrylic and crap and bitching about being cold and I'm like "here is wool, I have tons, be warm" and she's like "eww scratchy". The kids were always in wool clothes as tiny people, there are no allergies here.

I bought knee high merino socks at the end of last winter and I've never worn them.

FUCK YEAH KNEE HIGH WOOL SOCKS

RIP laundry (no dryer machine), but I can deal.

And I think I have a valid excuse to make that ugly #quilt with the wool blanket batting.

Holy shit it's getting cold now. Might be time to pull out the merino 😁 I cannot express how happy that makes me. Fuck yeah winter.

Started watching #lockeandkey last night. I'm really enjoying it. I put it off for ages, maybe cos as an old lady, I feel like I shouldn't be watching all the 'teen' shows...

But who am I kidding. This is totally in my wheelhouse.

Trying to explain Baader-Meinhof phenomenon to Mr vamp but he keeps insisting "No! It's JUST started, and I'm seeing it EVERYWHERE!"

I dreamt about #sewing last night. For some weird ass reason I was making wedding outfits for randos which is something I would never ever ever do, so like, maybe it was a nightmare?

God, everything hurts.

I'm not happy. Piss off, pain, it's fucking mothers day. Also, I have shit to do.

Happy Mother's Day to me. The fam went out and brought back chocolates and marshmallows (my fave) and baked goods ❤️💕💜

Just watched #Spontaneous. Gonna get the kids to zoomer-splain it to me tomorrow because I suspect there's some subtlety that went right over my head. They're always telling me that I don't get zoomer humour. I know it's kinda fatalistic, and perhaps that's the entire point of the movie.

Overall, though, the characters felt real. Like, as a parent, this might be the first time I've seen teens onscreen that seem like real teenagers.

But if I make stuff with the cord it will generate a shitton of scraps...

I'm thinking miniskirts. Perfect wintery bumwarmers.

But first I have to grade my skirt pattern up like 4 sizes because it's stupidly straight-sized.