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So I never did an but I probably should, so...

I'm Alis! I'm an and I love and so I write books about monsters. I also sometimes (very rarely) draw, and (mostly) play way too many .

I'm also the admin of fandom.ink, a small centric Masto instance, inspired by the exodus and aimed at , , , and other general fannish content. (Also cat photos.)

So... hi!

Because now that I can actually shout about this, good look getting me to shut up:

Y'ALL I AM MAKING AN ANTHOLOGY ABOUT MONSTERS!!!

alis.me/x/sekret-project-revea

The worst part is it goes to a Feedburner link that does, indeed, try and auto-sign you up for emails.

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So anyway I guess I now have a tiny school of Fish Jesii.

In other news, my guppy gave birth.

I only bought female guppies for exactly this reason, but apparently the species is known for a tendency towards pathogenesis? Goddamnit!

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i'm surprised my microns aren't all dried out and dead considering how long it's been since i've used them in earnest

#mastoart

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prison-industrial complex adjacent 

prison-industrial complex adjacent 

prison-industrial complex adjacent 

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hey this old bear lady i drew when i was first trying out pixel art is still pretty good

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I resent that my computer, the most complex and powerful machine I'll likely ever use, is turned on by some pissant little five-cent plastic button like it's a shitty VCR from the 90's. I want a massive ornate copper knife switch, as long as my forearm, with the lower position hand-lettered "HALT" and the engaged position labelled "COMPUTE." When I go to use my computer, I want it to know I MEAN it.

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a trolly is approaching a track split. if it goes straight, there are 2 frogs, and you hear one croak. only male frogs croak. female frogs carry an antidote to snake venom. you have given a snake a ride on your back across the river to the lever which allows you to divert the trolly to the other track. however, the snake bit you, stating "it's in my nature to do so." (1/2)

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The Rutherfordium Will Not Be Bureaucratized

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