So I never did an #introduction but I probably should, so...
Things that have happened to various bulettes in our current #DnD campaign:
- possessed by same hive mind as the party warlock, thus also becoming part of said warlock
- target of fly spell (skyshark)
- disclosed plot spoilers via mind reading
- addicted to fantasy cocaine
- accidentally tamed by party members (multiple)
- jailed for property crimes.
Anyway. After all of that, my friend 3D printed this golden bulette for our DM for his patience.
lol at #ffxiv Oceanic servers opening for transfers on Australia Day.
Pretty sure at this point I'm going to move. It's mostly just the pain of trying to disassemble my apartment and find somewhere to store all the furnishings beforehand, ugh.
Weekend job, definitely.
PLAYER OF THE APATHETIC ALCOHOLIC: Why do we even care? We can just, like, leave town, right?
PLAYER OF THE "MORALLY RIGHTEOUS" CHARACTER: I definiely want him to die tho.
PLAYER OF THE CHARACTER WHO STEALS HATS: Does he have a nice hat?
PLAYER OF THE CHARACTER WHO REALLY WANTS A PET BULETTE: Can I blackmail him into giving me a bulette?
PLAYER OF THE CHARACTER WHOSE PLAYER NEEDS TO TAKE CARE OF CHILDREN SO MISSES A LOT OF PLOT: I do what the rest of the group does.
DM: (discussing how we’d like to gather evidence to take down the Big Bad of the current plot, an affluent and connected business-kobold hidden behind multiple layers of social and political clout)
DM: (who has also run sessions with us before) … or you could just murder him in broad daylight. Whichever you like.