So I never did an #introduction but I probably should, so...
Because now that I can actually shout about this, good look getting me to shut up:
Y'ALL I AM MAKING AN ANTHOLOGY ABOUT MONSTERS!!!
i'm surprised my microns aren't all dried out and dead considering how long it's been since i've used them in earnest
I resent that my computer, the most complex and powerful machine I'll likely ever use, is turned on by some pissant little five-cent plastic button like it's a shitty VCR from the 90's. I want a massive ornate copper knife switch, as long as my forearm, with the lower position hand-lettered "HALT" and the engaged position labelled "COMPUTE." When I go to use my computer, I want it to know I MEAN it.
a trolly is approaching a track split. if it goes straight, there are 2 frogs, and you hear one croak. only male frogs croak. female frogs carry an antidote to snake venom. you have given a snake a ride on your back across the river to the lever which allows you to divert the trolly to the other track. however, the snake bit you, stating "it's in my nature to do so." (1/2)
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