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I'm Alis! I'm an and I love and so I write books about monsters. I also sometimes (very rarely) draw, and (mostly) play way too many .

I'm also the admin of, a small centric Masto instance, inspired by the exodus and aimed at , , , and other general fannish content. (Also cat photos.)

So... hi!

So yeah apparently my blog's ActivityPub feed has been broken since October and I've no idea why but, hey. It's apparently back!

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cyber monday was originally a pagan festival that got appropriated by the christians


I did cross-trainer then yoga and I'm feeling so virtuous I might puke.

Fuck you, body, for rewarding me with serotonin and shit just because I jiggled you around for forty five minutes.

best wishes to all other Christmas non-celebrators out there; may you survive Capitalist Christian Hell Month relatively unscathed

My work laptop has the Page Up/Page Down keys directly to either side of the up arrow and over the left/right arrows and honestly I fully support whomever made that decision being sent to The Hague for war crimes.

... wow so apparently is two years old this Friday?


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I had a dream that we were at some kind of... thing and people were signing a flag for some reason but kept signing it with sarcastic "ACAB" tags then running away except they kept mixing up all the letters like "CAAB" or "BACA" or whatever and never before have I had a dream that so clearly illustrates that "you can't read properly in dreams" thing from That One Episode of BATMAN: THE ANIMATED SERIES.

I know there's this whole fantasy about "we should make rich people work service jobs so they'll be nicer people!" but, counterpoint, we have an entire department store here that pretty notoriously predominantly hires bored rich housewives and has a well-deserved reputation for having some of the nastiest staff in the country. So, like. Y'know.


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If video games have taught me anything, it's that the real treasure is from the bodies we looted along the way.
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tests are showing pizza levels at 89%

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Being Extremely Online is having absolutely no idea whatsoever who Crazy Grey Suit Interview Man is because we don't get his show here (I guess?) but being able to recognize him on sight all the same.

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