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Like 2 months after the last wave of this I saw, here is my

I'm Rachel. I like , , and like... most of the but I don't really get . Um. I love and and I'm still not over the season 2 finale.

I met the Pope that one time*. I like learning stuff and sometimes make random decisions to get actual academic qualifications in stuff.

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boost this if no one has defeated you in honorable hand-to-hand combat in 2022 yet

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Every single time I see someone "I know Python" I think they're just hanging out with snakes
every goddamn time

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I keep thinking about this but then I never find it when I go looking for it.

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..and five, five gold Rings were gifted to the Lords, who above all else desire leaping but they were, all of them, deceived, for another Ring was made.

In the Tree of Pear, the Partridge forged a master ring to control all others.

And then someone else says "oh maybe we shouldn't revise this other letter because it will annoy 1st someone" and I list all of the ways it addresses the people who donate to our charity as a product and in the third person to their face, where it doesn't make sense and where it repeats itself in ways that make us, the charity look stupid and the someone else is like "oh yeah maybe we should change that."

No, I no longer care, we are just going to have to deal with the complaints

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So I cancel the meeting and ask "won't this letter be out of date in 3 or 4 months" and for them to say "Yes we will need to review it next year."

Good luck to you, none of us will remember and I am not putting another entry in my diary.

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Love it when someone tells me to review some letter, so I review the letter, note that it says some stuff that is about now, put in a 15 minute meeting in MARCH 2022 to review the letter, only for that someone to say cancel the meeting the letter is current and doesn't need reviewing.

ughhh that moment when you remember you have to lateral flow test yourself for work tonight ughhhh

IF YOU KNOW THAT I AM CONTRARY AND WANT ME TO DO IT, WHY DID YOU REMIND ME ABOUT IT???? WE BOTH WANT ME TO PUT THE BINS OUT BUT NOW I CANNOT

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Not my Mum reminding me about taking the bins out, while also knowing that I am contrary and that every time she reminds me, I put it off for another hour. Literally was just about to go and do it but I guess I'm just going to wait till it is colder and darker and probably icy now ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Listening to a Tolkien podcast and I think that the woman on the podcast is the man on the podcast's wife and that kind of explains why she is doing this when the man on the podcast is kind of rambling and she doesn't seem to have read much Tolkien before???

(and of course, hair is a little crispy but that'll be fixed when I slap on a hair mask next time I wash my hair)

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*news anchor voice* They're calling it "touching grass" and it's increasingly popular with teenagers. But what is "touching grass" and what are the dangers for your child? Find out tonight on CBS News...

lol definitely managed to mild chemical burn a bit of my scalp while bleaching

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lollll reading some newsletter and dude you are extremely optimistic that they will because people love complaining and continuing to not build their own archive when they should

Anyway it turns out that priests and nuns pretty much all have the same vocation story

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OH NO! CARMEN SANDIEGO HAS STOLEN YOUR girlfriend!

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RT @ShitUserStory
As a…
– Google Image Search user
I want to…
– be redirected to Pinterest
so that…
– I can use the modal overlay to create an account, to access the link to the Reddit post which has the Imgur link to the image I was looking for

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you don't hate linkin park and find them cringy, you just hate sincerity because you spent too much time on something awful or following guys who spent too much time on something awful on twitter

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