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time! I'm an living in the Netherlands with my wife, dog, and cat. We all have fandom names if you count the fandom.

I'm into and , like:

I also like and soft , especially the and .

I guess I'm here because because .

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just survived a six-day hike at Grand Canyon with my dad. it was exhausting walking over 16 km with 18 kilos on my back. but pretty it was pretty great. we got to see parts of the canyon that people don't often see. my blisters remind me how alive I am.

sometimes I remember the fucking aesthetic of Daft Punk in the video for the Weeknd's I Feel It Coming and... fuck yeah, that's my fucking shit, guys

You: I think the coffee maker is broken.
Me: Boost the confinement beam.
You: What? That's not...
Me: Transfer auxiliary power to shields.
You: You can't just say random-
Me: Run a level three diagnostic on the deflector array.
You: (sobbing) Stop...
Me: Make it so.

lea-ving on a jet plane, miss-ing my wife al-rea-ea-dy

shouldn't have gotten sushi but. got sushi 🍣

oh my god the new starter pokemon are so fuckin cute I will never be able to pick they're so doofy and adorable

here's some cute as shit art I found on the tumbles by artist fluffysheeps

and now your least favorite portmanteau: telecondom

hashtag telecon fandom. hashtag I resigned bitches!

there are so many fuckin telecon services and everyone in my 20-person international company uses a different one. zoom, skype, bluejeans, skype for business (which is somehow not compatible with skype),, the governmental professional fave that is webex, and horrifyingly whatsapp. I've used all of them for work telecons in the past week and I hate it.

stardew valley coming to android march 14!

travelling abroad with no internet coming to me march 14!

damnit y'all

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