calamity izzy @izzy@fandom.ink

#introduction time! I'm an #engineer living in the Netherlands with my wife, dog, and cat. We all have fandom names if you count the #shakespeare fandom.

I'm into #sff and #videogames, like: #botw #oot #pokemon #oldkingdom #spiritwalker #nkjemisin #asimov #murderbot #startrek

I also like #hiking and soft #adventure, especially the #grandcanyon and #geocaching.

I guess I'm here because because #snails.

I'm visiting Charlemagne today and none of my friends have any idea who that is. the American school system at its best I guess.

hard to commit to working when your office mate keeps calling asleep

anyway how often do you get to work from home because there are farmers in tractors blocking your workplace?

hot take at the farmers' protest: it's the banks that are screwing you over. they could forgive your loans and barely notice, yet they sit on their butts profiting off your hard labor.

this farmers' protest is complicated. farmers are important, scientists are important, even the government is trying. but the bank? well, if the farmers go bust, maybe then we can eat the rich.

it's MUSHROOM season

me: ah, bedtime

my brain: woah woah woah woah waterloo, waterloo waterloo waterloo

pringles are the fuckin best and judging by how fast I eat them there must be about five pringles in a tube. seems wasteful.

I spent fake money to get a horrifically bad fake shirt with a fake animal pattern for my fake game character! (and my fake buddy animal is named after a fake person!)

in case you missed it... a fanvid for goose game dubbed over with Lizzo: "gotta blame it on a goose"
https://mobile.twitter.com/ohjefframos/status/1176855252349390848

mood: git --help

git: 'ass' is not a git command.

finished the goose game! now I'm free to play link's awakening on the switch! because of course my less-than-legit bootleg cartridge lost my save, surprising no one.

ITS OCTOBER MY SPOOKY BABES!!

art: lauresillus on instagram
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bat0rqWnFh5/?igshid=1qqutrplv72d5

@robin is downloading Link's Awakening and I grabbed the GBC version of it I got on dutch craigslist last year. I dunno guys, the fact that on top where it should say Nintendo GAME BOY™, it instead simply (and somewhat ominously) declares GAME -- it just smacks of legitimacy!!

how about two greats and a nice??? no?

just realized @Carnet is what I need for my work phone, but it's an iphone u_u

stayed up too late doin' naughty goose shenanigans