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M'aiq once saw a fight between a person who thought the mace is the best weapon and a person who thought the staff was the best weapon. In they end, they both had lumps on their heads.

M'aiq believes the children are our future. But he doesn't want them ruining all of our fun.

What if the ordinators are the Dark Elf gods, hiding among their people? M'aiq avoids them, just the same.

M'aiq does not love the sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warriors for their glory. M'aiq loves what they defend.

They are called "dwarves" because they were very short folks... Or perhaps they were not. It all depends on your perspective. M'aiq is sure they thought they were about the right height.

Something strange happens to Khajiit when they arrive in Skyrim.

M'aiq has heard it said, life is but a dream. Of course, says M'aiq. Trick is to know who is doing the dreaming.

Regardless of what anyone tells you, Cronvangr is not a tavern. M'aiq knows from personal experience.

Snow falls. Why worry where it goes. M'aiq thinks the snowflakes are pretty.

M'aiq hates weddings. There are never enough sweetrolls.

M'aiq does not remember his childhood, perhaps he never had one.

M'aiq takes no comfort from the lack of Imperials in abandoned forts. All too often, less savory things find their way inside.

Sometimes people disappear in front of M'aiq. Are invisibility potions so affordable?

M'aiq carries two weapons, to be safe. What if one breaks? That would be most unlucky.

M'aiq heard there are caves full of spiders and whispers. He prefers the spiders.

Something strange happens to Khajiit when they arrive in Skyrim.

M'aiq thinks it is unwise to wrestle a dreugh. Win or lose, you end up all wet, and the dreugh enjoys it.

It is best to never speak of Dragons lest they show up. This M'aiq has learned.

The People of Windhelm are strange. Wherever M'aiq went, they spoke of licking corn.

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