M'aiq knows much, and tells some. M'aiq knows many things others do not.
M'aiq wishes you well.
M'aiq does not understand why anyone would want a Daedric artifact. The Daedra are not to be trifled with. M'aiq would not take it, if it lay by the highway.
In Tamriel we grow moon-sugar. On the moon do they grow Tamriel sugar?
They are called "dwarves" because they were very short folks... Or perhaps they were not. It all depends on your perspective. M'aiq is sure they thought they were about the right height.
Some doors, when opened, cannot be shut again. This is why windows are better options.
People forget: mages can undo locks with their spells, Khajiit can undo locks with their claws. That is why you won't meet them in gaol.
M'aiq met a witch on the road once. She was a lovely person who shared tea with M'aiq.
The witches and witch hunters bicker so much. M'aiq wonders if they fancy each other.
M'aiq wonders. Are the skeletons in minotaur graveyards half-Man or half-bull?
How does a skeleton smell with no nose? They all smell like the grave, M'aiq assures you.
M'aiq dined with a necromancer once. Only once.
When young, M'aiq wished to attend an adventurer's school. But Tamriel has more crypts than schools.
M'aiq can't tell Spider Cultists apart from the usual riffraff. Perhaps they need matching uniforms.
Witching season? Which season? A season for witches? Which witches?
Thief, mage, warrior... All are the same to M'aiq.
Wood Elves aren't made of wood. Sea Elves aren't made of water. M'aiq still wonders about High Elves.
The Moon Priests have many strange rules and stories. But M'aiq thinks they make it up as they go along.
Witches of the north ride on pine boughs. M'aiq does not know what witches of south ride. Palm fronds maybe? But maybe not.
Horses.... Oh, M'aiq loves horses! Especially with good cream sauce.
M'aiq is not sure which is more frightening. Ghosts, or whatever it was that made the ghost a ghost in the first place.
M'aiq has heard it said, life is but a dream. Of course, says M'aiq. Trick is to know who is doing the dreaming.
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