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But what makes you believe there are only two moons? M'aiq has never seen the entire sky at once, have you?

Redguards fear the undead, but why? The gnawing upon flesh? The stench of death? Hmm. Perhaps M'aiq understands.

It is best to never speak of Dragons lest they show up. This M'aiq has learned.

The Elves here have so many titles, all of them fancy. M'aiq prefers a simple one.

It does not matter to M'aiq how strong or smart one is. It only matters what one can do.

In Elsweyr we grow moon-sugar. M'aiq wonders, on the Moons do they grow nirn-sugar?

It is no fun to live in a house.

Is much better to wander the roads. See the world! M'aiq likes this life.

M'aiq once met an elf traveling up the Niben River. M'aiq was sure he was lost, but he would not stop to let M'aiq give directions.

M'aiq wishes he had a stick made out of fishies to give to you. Sadly, he does not.

M'aiq believes the children are our future. But he doesn't want them ruining all of our fun.

Don't try blocking if you have two weapons. You will only get confused. Much better to hit twice anyway.

You would wish to ride upon a beast? There is a way: go to one of the many silt-strider ports and pay your fare!

You wish one for personal use? Bah! Walk if you must; run if you are chased, says M'aiq!

Can vampires have families? How? Perhaps M'aiq does not wish to know.

They are called "dwarves" because they were very short folks... Or perhaps they were not. It all depends on your perspective. M'aiq is sure they thought they were about the right height.

M'aiq heard there are caves full of spiders and whispers. He prefers the spiders.

The Mane is chosen by scent. Had M'aiq known, he would have bathed.

Some people want special bows that take too long to load and need special arrows called bolts. M'aiq thinks they are idiots.

M'aiq does not wish to fight on horseback. It is a good way to ruin a perfectly good horse... which is, to say, a perfectly good dinner.

M'aiq regrets few things. Failing to wear boots in a swamp is one of them.

M'aiq was one of the Six Companions, but was asked to leave. Another was jealous of his whiskers.

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