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Miss16 and I are perpetually debating a thing.

I really feel like is legit fic.

She swears its not.

Is there a definitive answer to this question?

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So I made another fic called Revenge and it's only 13 kudos away from being in my top 10 most kudos'd fics on 👀👀👀
!Stede !Ed 🥰🥰🥰

Get yourself a lapdog who curls up on your tummy when you have your period.

10/10 would recommend.

Why can't Netflix have AO3-like filters...

I've got a stack of undie parts cut out and ready to sew but I can't cos the fuse for the lights went and it's one of those old ceramic scary things and we have to wait for the sparky to come fix it tomorrow.

So I'm kinda like, well, wtf am I going to do then?

Probably I'll play Minecraft till I can't see the keyboard anymore, then I'll watch TV.

Then I'll sew tomorrow.

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It's a bloody mess, seriously. 'X mentioned you in their story' Great. Fantastic. But it went poof. Where do I find the damn thing?

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I regularly need to get my kid to help me work Instagram. And I'm no technophobe. When and why did it get so complicated?

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@vamp Merino is an amazing fiber! It's really a beautiful gift of Mother Nature 😍💝 I love the range of natural colors too!

Okay so maybe it's my fault. I went thru a period of clothing the small people in polar fleece cos it was cheap and easy to wash and I was having mental health issues. So I'm not gonna feel horrible about that cos I did what I had to do, but goddammit.

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I cannot understand why certain members of my family are so anti-wool. Wool is fucking amazing. Miss16 is wrapped in cotton trackies and hoodies and acrylic and crap and bitching about being cold and I'm like "here is wool, I have tons, be warm" and she's like "eww scratchy". The kids were always in wool clothes as tiny people, there are no allergies here.

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I bought knee high merino socks at the end of last winter and I've never worn them.


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RIP laundry (no dryer machine), but I can deal.

And I think I have a valid excuse to make that ugly with the wool blanket batting.

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Holy shit it's getting cold now. Might be time to pull out the merino 😁 I cannot express how happy that makes me. Fuck yeah winter.

Started watching last night. I'm really enjoying it. I put it off for ages, maybe cos as an old lady, I feel like I shouldn't be watching all the 'teen' shows...

But who am I kidding. This is totally in my wheelhouse.

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who is orphan_account and why do they have so many fics on ao3

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