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Follow requests PSA: please have something in your profile or I'll kinda assume you're not a real person.

Fantasising about rules for my future hubzilla install being like:

- no antis
- seriously, no antis
- actually, go make your own goddamn hub cos I'm paying for this shit and I don't intend to tiptoe around in it

I've locked my account as a precaution, because the fediverse is changing, evolving, whatever, and I'm not quite sure what to expect.

(I'm weeding out the douchebags and the spammers, everyone else is very welcome)

Another #introduction, since its been a while since I've done one and there's lots of new people.

- I'm an adult.
- I'm problematic AF.

There. I think that covers it.

Power company email: you owe us $xxx

Actual bill, attached: we owe you $xxx, you're good

Me: FFS dont do that to me

Just stabbed myself with a fountain pen.

Again.

(I gave myself an unintentional tattoo like that once. The dot stayed there for months)

#duolingo #tlhInganHol

Sitting here minding my own business, when suddenly, Biscuit, who's been quietly making games on #Scratch, shouts 'nuqneH!' (what do you want)

#ThingsBiscuitSays #TlhInganHol #Klingon

Sitting in bed listening to bunnies trashing their cage out in the lounge.

Guess its time to wake up.

Two of the party have just walked into trees while gathering firewood. Another has a bad case of poison ivy.

How are these idiots still alive?

and the noise has begun...

Hubs has gone to pick up the kids for #DnD

Also I was very concerned because old lady, lives alone, and I think its very bad manners to enquire after someones finances but I *had* to ask her if she was sure she could afford it and was told "you don't know me I could be rolling in dough" so I was like well okay and shut my yap O.O

Little old lady from down the street just turned up and gave Biscuit a ridiculously $$$ cheque to replace the scooter he broke a few months back that he was otherwise going to have to wait till Christmas to replace O.O

We didn't know her from Adam but apparently Biscuit has made an impression as he walks past on the way to school every morning.

(Also she thought he was a girl until today, older generation + hair to his waist, it happens, and she apologised)

So I'm #sewing Miss13 a sorta 50's style semi-formal dress for her end-of-primary-school 'graduation', and for a while I've been like, weird, we didnt have any fancy graduation in our day, best we had was an end of year school disco, and I recall I wore bike pants, because it was the late 80s, and bike pants were the new cool thing.

It's all so weird.

Biscuit is looking for a #Scratch #discord server, anyone know of one?

(Boosts appreciated)

we're drastically reducing our meat consumption around here BECAUSE MEAT IS HELLA EXPENSIVE NOW WTF

Pretty much reliant on the chickens for eggs now, too. Before, the free eggs were just a bonus. Now they're an essential part of our diet.

Biscuit just showed me the pong game he made in #scratch and I'm like O.O and he's like *shrug* and I'm like dude, you're 11, I'm well impressed.

Biscuit just reminded me of the time I made myself fresh peppermint #tea and almost drank a caterpillar.

I just dumped an entire litre of milk all over the kitchen because im a DUMBASS and poured boiling water onto a cold jar.

#YoghurtMaking