This threadfic(?) is completely just silly SFW crack, but I'm doing the public post/unlisted thread thing just to test it out.
Hi my name is Mobei Jun (which translates to Northern Desert Lord) and I’m a lord of the northern desert (that’s how I got my name) with long ebony black hair that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Sephiroth in the donghua (AN: if u don’t know what the donghua is get da hell out of here!).
I’m not related to Shang Qinghua (except by him creating me as his ideal man) but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a demon but I don’t eat people. I have pale white skin. I also have ice powers, and I can make portals in the air. I love having my tits out and I make sure all my clothes allow that.
For example today I was wearing a blue cape, an elaborate collar, and black robes that I draped artfully over my chest to just barely hide my nipples (important!!!). I was walking outside An Ding Peak to go see Qinghua. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of An Ding disciples stared at me. I glared at them.
(Okay, I think I got it right, but please let me know if I didn't!)
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